New low: just hacked my moms facebook
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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