Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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