Will you blow on my dice?
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
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i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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