I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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