what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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