Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I just had sex on a roof
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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