we have pet lesbian snakes
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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