Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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