Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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