Yo dont text me then not text me
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
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theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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