I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Randomize
