party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Nicole vs. Life
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
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