Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
so let's talk penis.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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