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matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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