Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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