Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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