giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
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