Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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