Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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