Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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