My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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