I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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