Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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