awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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