is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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