let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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