On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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