Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
this beer tastes like vomit already
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
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he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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