Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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