I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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