Cold hands, warm shart.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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