i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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