That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
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We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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