we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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