Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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