So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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