look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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