So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
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He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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