Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
