Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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