brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I have demons in me.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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