is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Sorry about my life...
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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