I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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