last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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