This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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