wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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