"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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