thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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