On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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