i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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