God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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