She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
i just google imaged poop.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
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I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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